random msn conversations, like:
S: ha.. I forgot to tell you last night i was at work for a little while( i got to home early), but any, i cut this guy some fabric, and he said, it looks lke you cut it a little crooked there, so i smile snobbily and cut another piece, but what I really wanted to do was say"I'll cut you crooked!"
N: but you should have broken a glass on the table and THEN said "i'll cut you crooked!"
S: haha, have you seen the scissors we use though?? they are SHANK-Tastic.. in fact the are Double Shank-tastic
N: oow cooking with olive oil in just a bra, not good
S: ouch
S: fareen cookin bacon
S: naked
N: ha! how do you like your eggs? fertilized?
S: yes please!
N: ha
N: and ew
N: all at once
S: ewha
N: haew
N: i've also regressed into a caveman and have no use for utensils anymore
S: so you use your hands?
N: yes.
N: more food goes in my mouth faster that way
