26ers of jack daniels finished by yours truly: 1
awesome st paddy's day hat jacked: 3
cumulative pictures taken: 362
times i woke up still drunk:3
earliest time passed out: 11:36
amount i'm in the hole: too extravagent to count
times i laughed: 2874
times i cried in the bathroom at Tokyo: 1
ex-boyfriends seen: 2 1/2
mean looks received because we were being so obnoxious:32
drinks purchased for me, when all i did was walk up to the bar: 6
best friends seen: 3
"Total clitoral annihilation"
"What are you…fat and out of breath?"
"That’s your thing…you’re mean to guys and they love the shit out of it"
"You have pit stains…..and it’s awesome"
"It looks like we’re all on a team…. TEAM AWESOME"
"I have a green phone….. wanna make out?"
"America….fuck yeah"
"Crapbag"
"I’m out…I’m in… we drink!"
"Soon this word document is going to just be gibberish"
"Holla at your boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
"AMERICA!!!! FUCK YEAH"
"I don’t know…. I don’t even want to talk about it"
"You can’t breathe….the steam and the water"
all this adds up to the best.weekend.ever.
